There’s a man sitting in the front row at the Rugby World Cup Finals, but amazingly, there’s an empty seat beside him. Another man spots it, goes up to him and says: “Do you mind if I sit here?” “No, not at all,” replies the first man. “It’s my wife’s seat, but she died recently..” [...]
Rugby Player: “I’ve just been playing Rugby and after the game I found that when I touched my legs, my arms, my head, my tummy and everywhere else, it really hurt.” Doctor: “You’ve broken your finger.”
Rugby player: “Doctor, doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror – I feel like throwing up. What’s wrong with me?” Doctor: “I don’t know, but your eyesight is perfect.”
The club president, coach, a prop and a winger are taking a charter flight to the Six Nations Finals when the engines cut out. The pilot enters the passenger compartment and says, “We’re going down. There’s only four parachutes! Since I’m the pilot I’m taking one,” and then jumps from the plane. The coach says, [...]