I met a girl called Mary Jane She really was quite fetching She took me back to her flat And showed me all her etchings Said I to Mary Jane, I am but a minor She said oh my lad don’t worry about that….. Lets have a 69er Chorus: Oooooohhhh there’s nothing like a gobble [...]
I know a bear that you all know, Yogi, YOGI I know a bear that you all know, Yogi, Yogi Bear. YOGI, YOGI BEAR, YOGI, YOGI BEAR, I KNOW A BEAR THAT YOU ALL KNOW, YOGI, YOGI BEAR. Yogi’s got a little “friend”, Booboo, BOOBOO Yogi’s got a little “friend”, Booboo, Booboo Bear. BOOBOO, BOOBOO [...]
CHORUS: Singing hi tiddly ho Shit or bust! Never let your bollocks dangle in the dust! “Good morning, Mr. Fisherman.” “Good morning, Sir.” said he. “Have you a lobster you could sell to me?” “Oh, yes Sir, yes Sir. I have two; The biggest of the bastards I will sell to you Well, I took [...]
CHORUS: I used to work in Chicago, in an old department store. I used to work in Chicago, but I don’t work there anymore. SINGER: A woman came in for some velvet ALL: Some velvet from the store? SINGER: Velvet she wanted, felt she got! ALL: Oh, I don’t work there anymore! Some pork she [...]