Dirty Balls

Chicago

Songs 31 December 2008 1 Comment

CHORUS:

I used to work in Chicago, in an old department store.
I used to work in Chicago, but I don’t work there anymore.

SINGER: A woman came in for some velvet
ALL: Some velvet from the store?
SINGER: Velvet she wanted, felt she got!
ALL: Oh, I don’t work there anymore!

Some pork she wanted, a porking she got
Some sage and onion she wanted, stuffing she got
Some beef she wanted, my meat she got
Some paper she wanted, a ream she got
Some jewelry she wanted, a pearl necklace she got
Some stamps she wanted, a lickin’ she got
Some help she wanted, AIDS she got
A computer she wanted, my hard drive she got
A translator she wanted, a cunning-linguist she got
A nail she wanted, a screw she got
A carpet she wanted, a shag she got
A fishing rod she wanted, my pole she got
A camel she wanted, a hump she got
A KitKat she wanted, four fingers she got
A Twix she wanted, two fingers she got
A front door she wanted, the back door she got
A good deal she wanted, screwed she got
A cucumber she wanted, my pickle she got
A ruler she wanted, 12 inches she got
A pizza she wanted, my delivery she got
A hammer she wanted, hammered she got
A horse she wanted, donkey punched she got
An application she wanted, filled out she got
An oriental optical viewing device, my japs-eye she got
A ring she wanted, my ring she got
A helicopter she wanted, my chopper she got
A fuck she wanted, fucked she got