Ingredients:
1 1/2 oz Brandy
1 oz Dark Crème de Cacao
1 oz Half-and-half or Heavy cream
1/4 tsp grated Nutmeg
Mixing instructions:
In a shaker half-filled with ice cubes, combine the brandy, crème de cacao, and half-and-half. Shake well. Strain into a cocktail glass and garnish with the nutmeg.
The Jägerbomb is a cocktail that is mixed by dropping a shot of Jägermeister into a glass of Red Bull.
AKA “Perla Negra (Black Pearl)”, “Fliegender Hirsch (Flying Stag)”, “Turbojäger”
Ingredients:
1 Jagermeister
1 Red Bull
Instructions:
Drop the shot of Jager into the pint glass on top of the Red Bull and drink.
Ingredients:
Cocktail sticks
Lighter/Matches
Tequila x 1
Gin x 1
Grenadine x 2
Cider
Instructions:
Mix the Tequila, Gin and Grenadine in a pint glass (half pint if you can’t hack it) and top it up with the cider. It should be pink like a flamingo.
Stick a cocktail stick in your head. Hold it in your fist and thump yourself in the top of the head hard and fast. It should stick in and stay upright. (it doesn’t hurt that much).
Set the cocktail stick a light. (yes you read that right)
The aim is to drink all the drink before putting the cocktail stick out. If you put the cocktail stick out before drinking all the drink you must finish the drink and start again.
WARNING: Make sure you have a friend with a good stock of pint glasses of water to pour over your head if you are too stupid to stop drinking before you are set alight. (the pouring of water over each others heads is part of the fun.)
Ingredients:
Stella x pint
Whiskey x 1
Instructions:
Fill Shot glass with malt whisky. Then place it inside a pint glass and slowly fill the mug with Stella without disturbing the whisky.
Ingredients:
1 oz Jagermeister
1 pint(s) Guinness Beer
Instructions:
Pour the Guinness into a pint glass on top of the Jager and watch them separate.
AKA “The Tequila Stuntman”, “Manly Man”, “Iron Man”, “Tough Guy”
First done by Andy ‘Roadblock’ Davidson in Courchevel France 1998 as a punishment for not being able to stick a cocktail stick in his head. (see the flaming flamingo)
Ingredients:
Tequila x 1
Salt
Lemon/Lime slices
Straw/Rolled up fifty pound note. (a fiver will do)
Instructions:
Tip out as much salt as you can onto the table. Chop it up using a credit card (a la scarface/city bankers).
Snort the all the salt using the fifty pound note.
Slam the shot of tequila and down.
Squirt the juice from the lemon into your eyes (rubbing it in for good measure).
Ingredients:
Blue WKD x 1
Port x 1
Brandy x 1
Instructions:
Fill a pint glass with the WKD and top it up with port and brandy.
Ingredients:
Guinness x 1 Pint
One Egg (the bigger the better… goose eggs are really nasty)
Instructions:
Crack the egg into the pint of Guinness and get some donkey to down it.
Ingredients:
Vodka x 2
Blue WKD x 1
Cider (Stowford Press)
Instructions:
Drop the double vodka in a pint glass, pour in the bottle of blue WKD and top it up with cider to turn it bright green.
AKA “The Cement Mixer”
Ingredients:
Baileys x 2
Lime Cordial Diluted.
Instructions:
Pour a double Bailey’s in your mouth and swill it around, DO NOT SWALLOW. (If you are worried about someone swallowing them hold their nose while they do it.)
Swig a mouthful of the lime squash and gargle.
The two drinks clot immediately and at least double in side, then try and swallow it. Best for onlookers to stand back and watch person spill most of the contents down their shirt.
Ingredients:
Cider (Stowford Press)
Tequila x 2 Shots
Gin x 2 Shots
Instructions:
Stick it all in a pint glass and ‘enjoy’.
Ingredients:
Blackcurrant squash
1/3 part Lager (Stella)
2/3 part Cider (Stowford Press)
Instructions:
2cm blackcurrent, half cider, the rest stella. Drink it quick cos it don’t get any better if you leave it.
Ingredients:
1/2 a Pint of Stella
1 x bottle of Smirnoff Ice
Instructions:
Mix the two in a pint glass and down. For men who like girls drinks.
