Dirty Balls Rugby

Roller, Roller, Roller, Roller
Roller, Roller, Roller, Roller

Now you can roll a silver dollar across the ground,
And it’ll roll, because it’s round.
A woman never knows what a good man she’s got,
Until she turns him down, down, down, down

Listen my honey, listen to me
I want you to understand
As a silver dollar goes from hand to hand
A woman goes from man to man

A man without a woman is like a ship without a sail,
Is like a boat without a rudder, a fish without a tail.
A man without a woman is like a wreck upon the shore,
And if there’s one thing worse, in this universe,
Then its a woman without a man.

I said a man without a woman is like a ship without a sail,
Is like a boat without a rudder, or a fish without a tail.
I said a man without a woman is like a wreck upon the shore,
But if there’s one thing worse, in this universe,
Then its a woman, I said, a woman, yes it’s a woman without a man!
Then its a wanker, I said a wanker, yes it’s a wanker without a hand!

I’ve played the wild rover for many a year
And I’ve spent all me money on whiskey and beer.
And now I’m returning with gold in great store,
And I never will play the wild rover no more.

Chorus:
And it’s no, nay, never (right up your arse!)
No, nay, never, no more,
Will I play the wild rover,
No, never, no more.

I went into an alehouse I used to frequent,
And I told the landlady me money was spent.
I asked her for credit, she answered me nay,
Such custom as yours I can have any day.

I reached into me pocket, pulled out sovereigns bright,
And the landlady’s eyes opened wide with delight.
She said “I have whiskey and wines, all the best,
And the words that I spoke you were only in jest.”

I went home to me parents, confessed what I oughtta,
And asked them to pardon their prodigal daughter.
And as they caressed me as oft times before,
I promised to play the wild rover no more.

All: Alouette, gentille Alouette
All: Alouette, gentille Alouet

Leader: Oh how i love her scraggly hair.
Group: Oh how we love her scraggly hair.
Leader: Her scraggly hair.
Group: Her scraggly hair.
Leader: Her alouette.
Group: Her alouette.
Leader: OH!
All: Alouette, gentille Alouette
All: Alouette, gentille Alouet

Leader: Oh how i love her furrowed brow.
Group: Oh how we love her furrowed brow.
Leader: Her furrowed brow.
Group: Her furrowed brow.
Leader: Her scraggly hair.
group: Her scraggly hair.
Leader: Her alouette.
Group: Her alouette.
Leader: OH!
All: Alouette, gentille Alouette
All: Alouette, gentille Alouet

(Continue in this fashion, adding the current descriptive phrase and then repeating all previous descriptive phrases.)

Two glass eyes.
Broken nose.
Two capped teeth.
Double chin.
Saggy tits.
Big fat belly.
Clammy thighs.
Smelly fanny.

(Ending with…)

Leader: Oh how i love (insert name of captains wife/barmaid here)
Group: Oh how we love (insert name of captains wife/barmaid here)
Leader: Her smelly fanny.
Group: Her smelly fanny…..etc.