England interim head coach Stuart Lancaster has announced an unchanged team to face Italy in the first RBS 6 Nations match to be played at the Stadio Olimpico.
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If you can’t get out to a Heineken Cup or Amlin Challenge Cup match this weekend to see the action live, there are plenty of other ways to stay in touch with the action.
Fresh from recording a best-ever unbeaten run in the PRO12, Glasgow have the opportunity to break further new ground when they face Bath.
Isa Nacewa fires over five penalties to give Leinster a 15-13 win over provincial rivals Connacht in the RaboDirect PRO12.
Argentina announce they will face Wales in Cardiff in November, 2012.
New Zealander Mat Berquist is set to miss four months of rugby after fracturing the patella in his right knee during Leinster’s RaboDirect PRO12 win over the Newport Gwent Dragons last Friday.
I love my girl, I love her best
I love her more than all the rest
I’ll fuck her sitting, I’ll fuck her lying,
If she were a bird, I’d fuck her flying
And when she’s dead, she won’t be forgotten
I’ll dig her up and fuck her rotten.
Sugar in the bowl.
Coffee in the Cup.
Poke her in the butt, and you won’t knock her up!
I like the girls who do,
I admire the girls who don’t,
I hate the girls who say they will,
But when the time comes they won’t.
But the girls I like the best of all,
And I think you’ll say I’m right,
Are the ones who say they never will—
But just for me they might.
Mary had a little bike,
She rode it back to front,
And every time the pedal came up,
It hit her in the ……
Don’t be mistaken, don’t be misled,
Every time the pedal came up
It hit her in the head.
The boy stood on the burning deck,
The deck was made of glass,
The boy slipped on the burning deck
And landed on his….
Don’t be mistaken, don’t be misled,
The boy slipped on the burning deck
And landed on his head.
If I had a dog that could piss this stuff
And I was sure that dog could piss enough
I’d tie his head to the foot of my bed
And such his dick ’til we both dropped dead.
Here’s to the top
And here’s to the middle
Let’s hope tonight
We all get a little.
Here’s to me in my sober mood,
When I ramble, sit, and think.
Here’s to me in my drunken mood,
When I gamble, sin, and drink.
And when my days are over,
And from this world I pass,
I hope they bury me upside down,
So the world can kiss my ass!
Here’s to the game called ‘Ten Toes’
That’s played all over town.
The women play with ten toes up.
And the men with ten toes down!
